A way to stop the "control ray gun"
My friends, comrades, fellow revolutionaries! I was talking to a doctor friend of mine today(pictured right to show he is fully qualified), and was discussing with him the problem of mind controlling cults emanating from the ray guns of the super-villains Jen, Belle and Cia.
Anyway, he was saying he had absolutley no qualifications regarding mind control cults whatsoever, but had read Pipers article lifted from Wikipedia, and so, was willing to give a diagnosis immeadiatly on the strength of that! Oh what a great comrade he is!
His opinion was this...that anyone thinking that they may be under the influence of the terrible trio's ray gun, or any other subtle cultish control techniques via the internet should take what he called "anti-raygun" medications.
The brand Risperdal(pictured above) was the first suggestion he could make. He didnt gaurentee that the waves would stop being beamed through our heads, but said that Risperdal does for most people "inhibit the ability of the waves controlling peoples will".
This is news indeed! We thank the good doctor for giving us the tools with which to fight this menace!
If the risperdal didnt work, he said some victims of the ray gun may use the following technique...
This is a tinfoil hat, believed to work by reflecting the waves from the "ray-gun".
Or, for the canine in your life, lest it too turn on you...
Fight on my revolutionaries!
posted by Anthony Murphy at 10:14 PM
11 Comments:
Yes, I think it is of paramount importance that we get this information out to the public immediately, although this product is rather expensive, a cheaper alternative would be senna pods, it would suffice for those on benefit. Or for those with a little more money to spend colonic irrigation might be the choice, a very personal decision i feel.
12:19 AM
Oh, and i loved the picture of your doctor friend, the wild eyed look really does it for me, or maybe its the overstated mask, not quite sure, but i really like the picture
12:21 AM
God bless tin foil caps!!! God bless their inventors!!
11:19 PM
ok.... I are wonderin... do them feril hats come in different colors??? Twould be MOST interesting ifn theY did, acause I would like ta have one in blue. Please lemme know, if Ya wood.
Also too, is da doctor pictured available fer plastic surgerY???? Seems to me dat I gotz an ugly plastic piece of plastic on mY puter. Ya see, the dang plastic thingY dat goes around my monoter (moniter...monitar... tv screen) is all kinda discolored. Seems that it is NOT a good idear to trY to clean dat piece of plastic with fingernail polish remover!! Who woulda known?? TheY ought to put such things on the label of da moniter (monator.....screen.)
Also, too, as well... what kinda dog is dat in dat pic? Do it bite? Lemme know bout dis, too... ok?
Also, too, in addition, too... this is a verY interesting glob thingY.
ok, zall
3:15 AM
me, ya know...
1)Foil is mostly made from Aluminium, it may come in other colors, but it is best for the revolutionary cause that we stick to to plain old "of the shelf" varieties, as this is fitting for proletariat like ourselves.
2)The doctor pictured has no speciality in plastic surgury...However!...has talked to the a4 about that, and piper told him to read an article in Wikipedia about it. Having done this, he now feels fully equipt to turn his hand to this discipline which otherwise would have taken years master.
3)On close inspection this dog is a German Shephard. He is not one of those right wing Germans though, he immigrated to the USA before the war. Also, he is thoroughly revolutionary, and thus can be trusted if you need him for such tasks showing the fascist postman a thing or two. However, in the picture he seems less than motivated, so bring biscuits.
5:09 AM
Huh? A freedom fighter with nail polish remover, for why, does he use nail polish? This needs investigating, cant have this kind of abberation in the ranks.
5:09 AM
Oh, and to the anon above, wild eyes are a sign of alertness...it is a doctoring thing I hear
5:45 AM
I thught it was a sign of either madness or arousal, but then i have my problems
7:32 AM
the revolting
I see... so the German Shephard is a sissy.....kinda more like a cat than a dog. Or maybe a CHICKEN.
And another thing... IF the dang foil ONLT comes in "shinney" then I WILL NOT WEAR one........ it will clash with my ensable!!! Tho, I may be flexible on this...
6:05 AM
Comrades...firstly, arousal is to be expected when seeing people in foil hats. Secondly, shiney is the only color at the moment...you will have to wait till after the revolution when we put all the lazy and incompetant people in charge for other colors
5:13 AM
Just a question.............. is there KILLING involved....anYwhere, at all?????? Ohhhhhh, I SO hope so. Ya see...it has been YEARS, ten of Years, since I last... YOU know. As long as there is some killing, maybe some deboucherY, pillaging, at least some theiverY...SOMETHING, anYthing.. THEN I can exercise mY patience and wait. Just not for TOO long, ya know. DO keep me informed.
6:33 PM
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